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Wednesday, March 10, 2010
3:54 PM
The Retard Equation!
-_- I got a feeling of being stalked? Got this idiot who wanted to meetup with me for quite some time already. the person shall be named as idiot because this fellow is just f***king irritating (self censored). Whether is this idiot's idea or another's, i wouldn't know. u know like how someone doesn't want to be alone with this idiot and so I got drag along that kinda thing =_=' basically I'm being used as a tag-along.
Anyway, I wouldn't mind it. But this idiot is...
Dumb
Deaf
Just a farking retard
Let me elightened you on why I said so.
Firstly, I already told practically anyone that knows me..if I want to go out for gatherings, dinners, outings or whatever..I need to give the KING at least 48hours' notice beforehand. no last minute notice or planning, or else ------> Can't Go. The princess stays in her castle because no one cooks for the KING :X! Anyway..lately due to the fact that I am going to leave or leaving soon or have plans to leave...the KING have place an order..not exactly an order larh..he play the kesian tactic..that *ahem* no one's gonna cook for him anymore soon and blah blah the drama ensues..-_-..zzzz I'm not heartless..I'm just too tired to be bothered anymore..the more I think of it, I will go mad. So in order to keep myself sane, I have to be selfish. Thank you. I just can't take anymore rubbish.
And this RETARD just couldn't seems to get the message. Time and time again..always last minute notice..and I mean REALLY LAST MINUTE..like will call/sms u up in afternoon to ask for meetup during dinner/nightwhich of course I can't make it. And furthermore according to
KING's decree's no. 1: dinner or night outings are a no-no on weekdays.Weekends at least I still can ask out (preferably with few days/one week notice beforehand)!!
KING's decree no.2: Night outing are strongly discouraged especially late nights. (p.s . the princess is still a princess after all, so I guess she still hold some power although is just 0.05% on the throne?so ocassionally she can escape ONCE IN A BLUE MOON by having such outings)
You see..this RETARD have just broken two sacred rules of the KING!!
Nevermind that..he shall be pardoned, even the criminals gets to be pardoned once in a while. But if you get away with murder once, you would not be so stupid to murder another time again would you? -_- Apparently this is why I mentioned as above, thisidiot = DUMB!! And also he shall fits the 2nd criteria of DEAF, since I already mentioned like 100 thousand times till my mouth gonna rot soon.
So the equation works like this:
DEAF x DUMB = RETARD *disclaimer: only applies to certain individuals such as I mentioned above and not applicable to disable people or am I on any discrimination against these disabled people.
And lastly to add why is this retard sooooooooooooooooo retarded...
I'm already in my MIA mode = I do not want any social contacts with other people to cause unecessary arguments/conflicts. I have my own problems and would like to stay shut out from the world, so let me be. I have already announced everywhere and I'm polite enough to reply this idiot saying that I won't make it. but as I should have expected RETARD will always remain a RETARDED ASS****..how can I overlook that?! that retard still continues to spam asking me again and again LAST MINUTE..and if I don't reply, he start spamming calls! OMFG!~~~I got a feeling of being stalked!!!
and is not the scary feeling..is the irritated angry feeling. to put it simple: THE KNNCCB feeling -_-"!
I have resort to coming up with various excuse like uncle got into hospital (my uncle did really get into hospital lately -_- SJMC..hospital and doctors nowadays like to make money nia!) to my dog died..(okie lar exaggerating..i dun have a dog at the moment..but still! u get the idea)..and yet the idiot still don't get the hint!!! WTF MAN~~~~~~~!!!! I hate it when people start being like this!!! and everyday last minute..so I have resort to avoiding all calls and sms from this particular individual..do not make me go to my phone line provider and ban your number -_-" (but then if it cost a bomb, I can forget about it..LOL!)
lesson learnt: a retard will always be deaf and dumb. you know why?
Let's put maths at work:
Retard = deaf x dumb
Let's give them a value, deaf = 0, dumb = 0
Retard = 0 x 0 = ZERO~!!!! no matter how hard you tried, it's always a zero!!! see get what I mean?
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