Monday,April 11-P.J
People have been reporting strange sightings around P.J andK.L lately. Sightings of a zombie has been reported lately around this two areas and this zombie is seen roaming the areas mentioned above in broad daylight. This is extremely weird as zombies usually appear during twilight hours but according to the experts in the Centre for Undead Creatures, this may be a sign of the changing lifestyle pattern for the zombies in the future. According to Dr. Zom, the sudden changing sleeping pattern for the zombies are most probably due to the lack of blood supplies to the vampires who started preying on zombies instead. "This will continue to be a serious problem as more and more zombies will rather come out hunting for food during the day instead of night due to the vampires," Dr. Zom says. Currently, two people have been sent to the hospital for air poisoning as they went too near the zombie sighted above to take a picture. The air pollution problem will worsen and people have also been complaing lately about smelling a weird smelly stench around the two areas mentioned above that is believe to be the body odour and bad breath of the zombie. Dr Zom urge the people to donate more blood to the hospital for the vampires so that the zombies can get back to their regular lifestyle. Dr.Bie on the other hand disagree with Dr. Zom as he believe that the zombie sighted above is actually human but had turn into a zombie due to exam and other stress. According to Dr. Bie, the cure is to eliminate the stress of the zombie which who be a longer way. The fastest way according to him is to just kill the zombie sighted above. The public however are advise to wear masks and carry a can of perfume(preferably an oxgen tank) when they are visiting those areas mention above. The public are also asked to called the Zombie Department, Centre for Undead Creatures if they spot the mentioned zombie above.
The characteristics of the zombie sighted:
Female Appear to be in her teensPale faceDead lookBig pimples Dark circlesshuffling slowlyLike to stare off in the spacetalk to herself all of suddensmile/laugh for no reason all of sudden
p.s.if anyone have any more info of this zombie,plz contact 999999999 - Zombie Department.
People are advise not to:
Poke or probe her (in any case)-may cause irritationPinch-may cause her to bite youhave direct contact with it-may cause itchiness to skinsmell it-air poisoningtake picture of her-may evoke anger
p.s.if not it will land you in the hospital with one of the following:
10 stitches long scars brain damagezombie blues(having zombie-like symptoms)skin diseaseair poisoningcomadeath!!
Once again, the public are urged to be careful and be alert of any signs of suspicious zombie-like activities!
